I never know what to talk about.
So I just complain.
1. Snack Food Untraditionally Shaped
It was unexpected and it tasted different in my mouth.
2. Dry Hands
I try to always keep a bottle of lotion with me, but crap happens, and that 7% of the time I don't have it, I become very disoriented. It's just downright disgusting to have itchy slabs of sandpaper attached to the end of your arms anyways.
3. Being Woken Up From A Nice Nap By Some Punk Screaming Shakespeare
Not cool.
4. Belt Buckle Bulge
You all know what I'm talking about.
& being obscenely skinny doesn't ever help this situation
5. Wind Hair
It's like sex hair but really not as sexy.
Sorry I'm off schedule.
Enjoy your day. :)
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