RANT #3

1. How Stoked People Get When It Rains
Everyone gets so excited when it rains. Mostly girls. And especially where we live. They think this is what happens.

That's cute. Yay, running around barefoot with a rainbow umbrella and jumping in puddles.
That happens like once during the summer. If you did that now right now(it's raining) you'd just get a runny nose and a stubbed toe and ringworm. Oh.


2. "Rape" Used As Weird, Disturbing Slang
"DOOD WE TOTALLY RAPED AT THE GAME LAST NIGHT"
First of all, yuck.
Use another word! Rock, boss, champ... go crazy and use "kill"!
Second of all, rape isn't a casual word to use just anytime. It's not for talking about your science grade or your performance in a soccer game. It's actually a very serious matter, as opposed to some stupid highschooler's beliefs.
What if someone really did get raped last night, then heard you say that, and was like,
"OMG IT WAS YOU"

3. Happy Hangovers
Not hangovers that are happy, but hangovers because of happiness. Ya know?
No?
Oh.

4. Coloring In Highschool

Sue me, but it's not very educational.

Don't get me wrong, I loooooove to color! But I learned nothing from this. You could have easily showed me the same picture in the textbook.

And we got a grade for this.

Thanks.

5. The Jerks You Tear Off The Side Of Pieces Of Paper

Meh.

Enjoy your day and stuff.